Muthafuka i told u i work at burger king! .LOL ROTFLMAO....
The sound he makes when he has the forensics guy slip ALWAYS makes me laugh. "Whoa ho ho my god! What the HELL was that? SEMEN!!"
Lmao !
Hands down the best comedian ever!
It was clearly an inside job.
I swear Dave Makes my day
me three
''MOTHERFUCKA I TOLD YA I WORK AT BURGER KING!'' xD
Me too
same here
brad got me here lol
lol semen
the semen bandit has struck agen! lmao
Okay...big lips, big nose, dick hanging out? SAY NO MORE, SIR! I'll draw him from memory!
exactly
hell. fucking. yes.
He didnt quit guys. He still does standup. Look around and buy tickets. He just doesnt do the chapelle show.
this was hilarious. sucks that he quit
Cop " He's still here, ( Police Brutality ) open and shut case Johnson. Lol.....
It's typical for comedians to dip into their archived jokes & tweak them to make them funnier. Besides, why wouldn't they be able to? Especially if it's something original that he wrote. It's no different than a singer/musician playing the same set of songs year after year after year.
L M A O Muthaf*cka i TOLD yu i work at Burger King!
