J**z in my Pants Econ Parody Video.
Lock eyes from across the room
Check my graphs as the market booms
Give you cash and take your names
Makes some loans. market ain't the samez
Make your way out the bank, you're proud
Bank just made money, you scream real loud
As MV goes up prices fly
Inflation hits and the people cry
When we need help Fed opens doors
Start selling bonds, they want s'mores
MS shifts left for evermore
N. interest rates begin to soar
And then I shift in my graph
This happens all the time you can take my word
these interest rates are just absurd
Its mainly your fault for the way that you lend'n
And now I shift in my graph
Tell all your friends or I'll say you're not smart.
Plus it's your fault you were loaning a lot
market's sensitive some would say that's a plus
Now I'll go home and spend
Need a few loans for my bakery
Can't get a lot now mostly
Real interest rates they're going up
Gov's in deficit need help from above.
behind the counter and I saw her face
My heart stood still, so did time and space
Never thought that I could feel real again
but the look in her eye said I need some "bread"
She turned to me that's when I said it.
Looked her dead in the face "can't get no credit"
And I shifted my graph
It's perfectly normal, nothing wrong with me
But we're going to need contract-ionary policy
And now I'm posed in an awkward stance because I
shifted my graph
To be fair D has shifted a lot
Plus the Gov deficit got me bothered and hot
Please stop taking all the investment
One more thing, check D priva-te
Last week - I saw a market
As I recall it was a stock market
Expensive gambling is what I see
Ain't got no effect on my economy so I didn't
shift my graph
APs are coming up, gotta know these facts
gotta get the credit, gotta earn some cash
These songs come on and they remind me to
shift in my graph
The next day sell a security and I
shifted my graph
Buy a bond and MD moves left and I
shifted my graph
When M velocity changed price and quantity I
shifted my graph
I just took a loan and I
shifted.... my.... graph
I went to
(shifted.... my..... graph)
(Ok seriously you guys can we... ok... )
I shift right in my graph to understand the economy
And get'n an A on this test is like winning the lottery
You say that I'm a nerd, but i'm just into money
Especially when it's mad phat cash, or liquidity
Cuz I
shifted.. my... graph
(I shifted my graph, I shifted my graph, yes shifted my graph, yes I shifted my graph)
Yes I shifted.... my.... graph
(I shifted my graph I shifted my graph)